Love the sense of humor. Tim Lincecum, the Giant's ace pitcher, was busted for smoking weed a few years ago...
Wouldn't be a trip to Atlanta without @bravesorganist playing "Puff the Magic Dragon" for Lincecum.
— Andrew Baggarly (@CSNBaggs) June 17, 2013
We all have to make trade offs...
I get that it's a "risk/reward" situation, but I'm telling you, I NEED the deodorant that gives you cancer.
— adam pally (@adampally) June 16, 2013
I'm not a parent and even I find her stuff funny.
The kids will be mad at me when they discover it isn't illegal to talk in the car while I'm driving.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 17, 2013
Been there before...
If date spends > 5 min telling you about a dream they had last night, ditch them. Detailed dream discussers only get worse with time.
— Lauren Leto (@laurenleto) June 19, 2013