Brandon McCarthy is one of the biggest athletes on social media. Loved his music playlist in the link. :)
Batting practice should be interesting tonight. RT @bmccarthy32 I'm known for being very helpful twitter.com/BMcCarthy32/st…
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) May 25, 2013
Mark Lisanti, quite possibly the funniest writer on earth had a couple of good ones below.
I am not a doctor, but maybe we just cut off Granderson's broken pinky, blowtorch the wound shut, and run him back out there tomorrow.
— Mark Lisanti (@marklisanti) May 25, 2013
LA empties on holiday weekends because that's when they schedule all the big out-of-town fedora sales.
— Mark Lisanti (@marklisanti) May 25, 2013
Chelsea Peretti is one of my favorite comedians on Twitter.
Guys who hate conflict are so fun in the beginning
— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti) May 26, 2013