'Nice guys' are just regular assholes who know when to shut up and listen.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 17, 2013
In case you missed Ian Kinsler's slide tonight. This makes Manny Ramirez LOL i.imgur.com/9yAkYRE.gif
— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) May 17, 2013
Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) May 16, 2013
Can I use Grindr to find a gay man to tell me if my outfit is okay?
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 15, 2013