Paul Goldschmid is a baseball player who hits lot's of home runs. This is a very polite but insulting way of saying he's killing your team.
Paul Goldschmidt just took your mom out for a nice seafood dinner.
— Jonah Keri (@jonahkeri) May 17, 2013
No one would pee in a pool if it didn't feel so good.
— Doug Benson (@DougBenson) May 18, 2013
It's probably both...
Do you think people are intimidated by me because I'm so attractive or because I'm so intelligent. Both maybe?
— Jason Good (@jasonmgood) May 16, 2013
if sports are so great why does everyone have to get drunk to watch them
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) May 24, 2013