Mark Lisanti on Lost

Mark Lisanti's hilarious take on Lost's final episode. He writes one every week. I'm just as sad that's Mark's column is ending as Lost.

Better guyliner: Richard Alpert or Dissolute Flash-Sideways Charlie?
While Richard had the more consistent, natural-looking application, Charlie seems like he told a Beverly Center MAC makeup artist to “I wanna look like Liza Minnelli after a week-long crying bender.”