Tim Goodman is the best...
"Since there was bound to be a curiosity factor in play as Ashton Kutcher took over from Charlie Sheen as the star of Two and A Half Men, and since CBS's promotions for the "new" show have been ubiquitous, then fine, you win. Here are the 12 things I learned while watching the newly revamped Two and A Half Men:
I’ll never make that mistake again.
It was as predictable and unfunny as ever.
It’s not true that we get the television we deserve. We get the television we choose -- and this series is a fantastic reminder to vote with your remote."