Funny article by my buddy Greg Mazurek. Loved it.
"Last Tuesday, I went to MySpace.com. And I survived. I went to the once-enormously-popular-still-semi-functional-yet-so-2004 social networking site after I saw an old friend on the subway platform on my commute home from the law firm Weinrich, Abrams, Indroverned, and Granovetter LLC. She didn't see me. And to be honest, I wasn't sure if it was her. I needed to check and the last place I remember having any interaction with her was on MySpace. Eight years ago, she typed words that haunted me since: "if I'm still single in 8 yrs and u are 2, u and I are gonna go on tonz of hot dates." I was single, but was she? I had no idea what I was getting into but, I had to find GiNaBSBz83"