Thursday, August 18, 2011

Best. Roommate. Ever.

Hilarious Craigslist message below. It's just a sample. Click through. 

It also reminds me of the great babe explosion of 2000 in San Francisco.  The tech market was scorching hot and every new grad across the country was moving to Silicon Valley for a job. Just like the guy below. An influx of new grads meant an influx of babes and for one wonderful year before the tech bubble burst, San Francisco was the epicenter of babe-dom. 

Those were the days.Glad to see another generation is taking advantage of the too hot tech market and moving to SF.

"Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass fucking roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You fucking found him. I'm a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies in New York Fucking City. That's right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22. After deciding that New York was a stinky shit-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post shit like this on Craigslist. "