via Will's Emotive Blog - I could have easily written this post.
From "Craigslist - Seeking an acquaintance/maybe more, interested in sharing a pizza"
"Also, I’m a patter. If that bothers you, then you’ll have to find someone else to eat pizza with. I use several napkins to remove grease from the pizza by dabbing the top, or pressing, based on the amount of grease and stickiness of the cheese. No, it isn’t exactly eco-friendly, but the amount of grease on some of these things is a little ridiculous. "
