By now, everyone knows the market got crushed today. You can check the Covestor badge to the right to see how I'm doing since Feb 08' (when I signed up for Covestor) and you can see my positions. Note, this is not investing advice.
My returns look pretty bad since Feb 08, but my portfolio is actually holding up really well. Hopefully Covestor will be able to do a look back and start mapping from the day you buy stocks and funds. For example, I've been in most of my stocks and funds since 02' with mixed results, but I haven't changed much.
Anyways, here is some finance nerd humor courtesy of Brian Sterz and Alphaville.